November 2011
October 2011
THIS, PRETTY MUCH
me: You striking on Wednesday?
Justin: No, I gotta work
Re: My face after finishing "Rosemary's Baby".
youngdiplomat:
isitscary:
reblogged for the tags. i love you.
Every time I read a story concerning the Haqqani network in Pakistan I can’t help but think about this.
“The folks who are the loudest painting a broad brush about Fox News usually...”
– Fox News host Bret Baier lays out his media diet for The Atlantic Wire. Read more. (via theatlantic)
Dude apparently has never run into Steve Doocy in the Fox commissary.
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michelledean:
Ben Folds, “Not the Same”
TMI: I...
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rendit:
Ninety-thousand dollar Porsche parked, overnight judging from the parking tickets, in front of Good Guys, because making a grand entrance counts when attending a titty bar that doesn’t charge cover, with the passenger-side rear wheel cover scraping the curb and that tire indented upon it: The 1%, They Have Spacial Recognition Problems Just Like Us
Rendit, reporting it harder.
Felix: When I called a press spokesman for Steven... →
felixsalmon:
When I called a press spokesman for Steven J. Baum to ask about the photographs, he sent me a statement a few hours later. “It has been suggested that some employees dress in … attire that mocks or attempts to belittle the plight of those who have lost their homes,” the statement read….
If you are a responsible dog owner, you will...
peachtreekeen:
And then you will have to walk all the way home with a bag full of dog shit and shit on your hand. Today was my day.
I might have responded to this post too harshly, or in a manner that could be construed as too harsh.
I’m no fan of dog shit, but, since I’ve had a dog, I’m a lot less freaked out by it than I was before. As in, “price of fame.”
...
Is there a better yardstick for one’s general level of stress than how well one navigates that sticky social situation wherein the food service employee responds, when told that that is not what you ordered (because you are in fact allergic to certain ingredients of the thing), that that is in fact what you said you wanted?
I think not.
And here’s how I’m doing, general stress...
Art Yucko: Reblog and write the opposite of your... →
awpoops:
mercurypdx:
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:
l3fan-o-rama:
jennaddenda:
nebraskagasm:
littletinyfish:
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo: boywiththetomhooperclitpiercing
lucillebruise: smothertheresa
hufflepug: Slythertabby?
paper-is-patient:…
Small town of boobs.
I was super-busy doing non-media distasteful chores yesterday, but one of the times I logged on I swear to God Gawker was leading with a video of Gadaffi allegedly being sodomized. (Which filled me with rage and made me note to myself that tomorrow when I had some time to confirm that, be disgusted, make fun of Gawker for not being content with merely being the snuff leader of the new digital...
Someday there will be an army of the women who were called “Beautiful Girl” in sing-songy voices by people who were not their parents when they were babies who did not grow up to be beautiful in the eyes of society and they are going to FUCK SHIT UP.
CAN YOU PLS KEEP IT DOWN TUMBLR I’M TRYING TO WORK.
The two types of articles you will read in the...
barthel:
Slutty costumes are bad
No they’re not
Slutty costume articles are even worse.
(No they’re not.)
Your Yakkin’ bite of the week:
David Roth: Man, are baseball player interviews ever the worst. “I was surprised to see the baseball there, but I hit it with this bat.”
Just give them a whole magazine already.
The X-Files
quicksummary:
Two hot people are close to having sex but then are interrupted by aliens for like a million years.
(jpprewitt)
Sorry, but there were monsters, too. At least in the first couple seasons.
Just Curious. →
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Two of the sponsors on NPR at this hour are Eugene Lang College (my kinda alma mater) and Keen’s Chophouse (my favorite Monster Island place to hide).
I’m the NPR target demo now, aren’t I?
“The parking meters on International Street, which hugs the border fence in...”
– Drug Smugglers Tunnel Into Arizona Parking Spaces - ABC News (via felixsalmon)
Which is why Herman Cain will electrify the parking meters.
I haven’t listened to Tea Party anthem “I Am America,” but am I crazy to assume that the implication, just from the title of the song, is: “…And You’re Not.”
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Oh shit, I’ve liked one thousand posts.
Now I feel like one of those persons so self-concerned that they must reach out at every opportunity.
Or a hoo-er.
rendit:
Thing about which I’m actually upset Spotify doesn’t have: Squeeze.
I am not prepared to welcome a Squeeze-less future.
Live Coverage of Occupy Everywhere →
soupsoup:
Protests are now taking place around the world, in the same vein of #occupywallstreet, follow live coverage from myself and other Reuters journalists on our live blog.
Is there George Soros coverage?
“He grew up in a little village in France. He couldn’t fit into the school bus...”
– ‘Princess Bride’: An Oral History | Inside Movies | EW.com
Cary Elwes on Andre the Giant. You will literally NEVER guess the name at the end of this sentence.
(via felixsalmon)
I actually could, but I was shocked the first time I learned that. 