April 2011
Wish i was from New Zealand. Then I’d be better than all of you.
“This has moved from cultural terrorism to corporate terrorism. That’s what this...”
– Family Research Council head, Tony Perkins (via sleeplessinsouthie)
In fairness, I would like to stick an IED up his ass.
(via aatombomb)
Tony Perkins, easily terrified.
That feeling you get when you see something amusing on the dashboard but then see that it’s from a tumblr you will not reblog.
My Royal Wedding Guest Name is WHICH WAY TO THE HORS D’OEUVRES.
artyucko:
oh… that’s not urine on my own jeans I smell. It’s microwave popcorn.
The secret spirit name of people who microwave popcorn at work is Everyone Hates Me Behind My Back.
It's National Get The Fuck Out Of The Way Day!
Once a year we come together and celebrate what makes us special:
Getting the fuck out of the way.
So today, April 27, do your part — whether you’re walking, driving, or riding a bike, on the road, at the mall, or even at home!
Get the fuck out of the way!
Alleged Illegal Searches by NYPD May Be Increasing... →
derasso:
“Now, I’ve worked in this community for 13 years, and I just never see people standing on street corners with their hands wide open, palms open to the sky, with bags of marijuana sitting in their hand,” she said. “It’s nonsensical. Everybody knows it’s not true.”
Carrying around small amounts of marijuana was supposed to have been decriminalized by New York State in 1977, when the...
There is no better argument against the collective intelligence of mankind and its long-term chances (as the future unfolds) than the hour and change it took to ford the Outerbridge Crossing at 11p last night. Yes, there was much traffic, all the Nassau County minivans returning from Easter with Grammie in Toms River, but there was no obstacle, no blocked lanes. Just a merge from the Garden State...
“In 2004, Pop-Tarts began a new ad campaign titled “Crazy Good”. Characters that...”
– Pop-Tarts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (via clembastow)
Please let this be real.
mystery dog update
Mystery Dog is now famous, but still needs a home. You may be that home!
Please contact me (username mrbr3nt, service gmail if interested.
you may be a winnah
I just got this email:
Your winning funds of £1,000,000.00 British Pounds from the British Tobacco Promo has been confirm and deposited with the CitiBank London Plc. You are advice to contact them immediately to redeem your price. You are to contact them with your full information as given below.
Bank Names: CitiBank London Contact Email: citibnklondonplc2011@hotmail.co.uk Contact Tel:...
hman:
NO Instruments (especially drums!!!) NO Knives / Weapons Etc. NO Chains / Chain Wallets NO Blankets NO Outside Food & Bev NO Camelpacks NO Tents NO Flags NO Tailgating in Parking Lots NO Refunds Or Exchanges or Cancellations NO Chairs NO Video Cameras NO Audio Recording Devices NO Bota Bags NO Professional Cameras NO Stuffed Animals NO Pets NO Drugs & Drug Paraphernalia...
Capitalism is failing the middle class →
soupsoup:
Globalization and the technology revolution are increasing productivity and prosperity. But those rewards are unevenly shared – they are going to the people at the top in the United States, and enriching emerging economies over all. But the American middle class is losing out.
And these are the findings of smart people, including a Nobel laureate, not just smart-asses like me.
“Can I make this happy little instrument as depressed as I am?”
– Eddie Vedder, Amanda Palmer and Magnetic Fields Join Ukulele Craze - NYTimes.com
Poor, poor Eddie Vedder.
There is not one thing poor about Eddie Vedder.
Also, that’s an apt description of “art”.
(via desnoise)
Is it raining?
skybarn:
Why didn’t anyone mention it?
Good news: It’s not rain.
Bad news: ___________.
The World’s Oldest Man is dead. Long live the World’s Oldest Man!
“When Paul Ryan says his priority is to make sure, he’s just being America’s...”
– President Obama (via washingtonexaminer
)
I pity the fool that goes up against Candidate Obama.
(via aatombomb)
I will second the fool-pitying. And Obama seems to be enjoying it.
where is the whimsy?
WHERE IS THE WHIMSY?
Come on, I just wanna reblog something. Or at least heart it.
an objectivist speaks
saythatscool:
dorkismo:
It is pretty crazy watching an Objectivist let loose in the wild world of the Awl commentariat. The guy just keeps right on blabbing, completely impervious to comments such as, “so, are you saying that jesus does hate the mets?”
When worlds collide.
I just appreciate good trolling. I could read roboloki’s and but’s exchanges all day. Provoke, counter, provoke,...
holy christ i have 'two princes' stuck in my head...
mystery dog update
So as of now Mystery Dog (Boobs/Buddy/Angel) is with Earth Angels, a no-kill placement shelter that everyone speaks well of.
But I AM NOT SATISFIED WITH THIS OUTCOME.
If anyone, you, your friends, your wealthy relatives (best!) is at all interested in this most awesome dog whom I already miss like air, get at me and I will HOOK YOU UP.
So very many people are invested in this guy. Really.
mystery dog
I think it’s done, I think I got it.
Mystery Dog has no opinion about Foster Kamer.
