It’s Doritos for those who step it up, and take things to the next level.– A radio commercial for some new form of “xtreme” Doritos.
So the corner deli here on the outer edge of Ditmas Park was much like a party when I was there ten minutes ago, filled with laughing people trying to buy their one in a less than a billion chance to win six hundred million dollars. I’m not filled with hate, really, but, seriously, what the fuck? When the jackpot was a measly ten million dollars, where’s the interest? It’s not...
If I won the lottery
Pizza/sex for everybody.
JasenComstock: Santorum called Obama the n-word on... →
cherrispryteaintsobrite: ipomoeaandthestarstealers: chockfullofhoot: lalie: elleeldritchunderground: nom-chompsky: steviemcfly: On a completely different note, I’m in a good mood. I drank tonight without smoking, I’m acquiring a taste for wine, and… Who’s he think he is, Newt Gingrich?
WIGGLE YOUR TUMBLR NAME(S) AROUND. →
jenyfly: newsweek: huffingtonpost: ifc: somuchfunithurts: laughterkey: perzadook: apoplecticskeptic: themattsmith: wanderlustandtethers: UNWASHED NERD TARTLETS -or- DAUNTLESS, TENDER WRATH. Rolls right off the tongue. HMM! AT THE TITS PICKLE POP ECSTATIC! I just got my next song title. :) Parked Zoo HA! TRULY GEEK. anagram name is HUH! UNFIT SCROTUMS Day...
I'm all for reading books, but damned if this... →
michelledean: Isn’t this the woman who wrote that terrible fat-hating blog for Glamour? Ugh. Spare us. I only read books that don’t take very long to write.
(Afraid that any talk of blocking will lead to a round of me getting ironically blocked.)
muchlessmuchmore: I’m comfortable being the only person in the universe not pants-wettingly excited about “food truck season.” What’s the legal limit on food trucks? (Though even if you only bag one it should feed your family for months.)
Oh my God what if Rick Santorum wins Louisiana by a large margin and NOBODY NOTICES?
M.I.N.I.O.N.: Excerpts from The Conservative Teen →
jessicavalenti: Come with me on an adventure, folks: into the amazing world of Conservative Teen, where the white people don’t get any whiter. Where musical theater turns kids to the Devil… …and sex threatens to wipe out entire civilizations with its wanton vaginal gushing. “But when sex overflows, flooding beyond its proper boundaries…” That can’t be real.
pareene: As far as I can tell “stand your ground” laws exist solely to grant paranoid delusional people the right to shoot people who scare them so arguably they are working perfectly I like to think of it as the “No Cop No Reason Not To Kill That Stranger” law.
Oh my God what if you stop posting and NOBODY NOTICES?
your khakis are a prison.
muchlessmuchmore: doctordisaster: But this is the pair that makes my butt look good! All pants are shackles we put on ourselves. Pants are tools of the patriarchy to blind each other to the truth.
If you guys don’t cut it out, I swear to God I’m gonna turn this car around.
levels of radiation on the moon's surface from... →
This may also go a long way to explain the secret origin of the Fantastic Four.
Now is the moment. And if people tell themselves that this is over because of...– Mike Daisey, in his first public talk about the This American Life retraction. (via theatlantic) Now with more pompous.
littleorphanammo: Stone Temple Pilots // Sex...
So basically every person who has ever said, “I want my children to be educated not indoctrinated,” intends to indoctrinate their children.
Massachusetts man arrested following suspicious... →
brooklynmutt: Newton — A Waltham man was arrested on Derby Street on March 9 after he was seen putting down a brown bag and picking it back up again. Actually, I have a Suspicious Behavior Permit, but I’m not sure if it’d be honored in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
The old joke was that I’ll be celebrating St. Pat’s the authentic way: by shelling Heathrow. But I lived long enough for that to no longer be accurate, so now I’m going to be celebrating St. Pat’s the authentic way: by eradicating the social safety net and deregulating business. I should be able to goose unemployment to 20% before last call, I figure.
APE IN A CAPE: wilwheaton: “Nearly three weeks... →
wilwheaton: “Nearly three weeks after an unarmed teenager was killed in a small city north of Orlando, stirring an outcry, a few indisputable facts remain: the teenager, who was black, was carrying nothing but a bag of Skittles, some money and a can of iced tea when he was shot. The… This is why we have Civil Rights laws, for when local authorities refuse for whatever reason to prosecute.
this is important
My friend, Ms. Simone, teaches high school for the City of New York. This year she lobbied to teach a unit on the history of hip hop. This is a test she gave this week. *** Part 1. Answer the following questions based on what we’ve learned so far. 1. List three characteristics about the Bronx in the 1970’s: 2. What type of music was popular during the 1970’s when the hip hop movement was a...
matthewgallaway replied to your post: matthewgallaway replied to your photo:… I actually posted this in November on my tumblr, but it still seems like the best example of the pole-leaning offense. Um, best example, and harrowing, and pole-engulfing, etc. etc.
matthewgallaway replied to your photo: erikonymous: ilovecharts: Subway Pole… Good morning, Internet.