Boy genius Ben Shapiro takes to Breitbart.com to complain that Maxim’s list of hot women includes two women that he doesn’t think are very hot. One of them — Hoda Kotb — is old, for crying out loud! The only reason women like Kotb would find herself on the list is that she’s a liberal and, of course, Maxim is well-known for only celebrating the hotness of liberals; it’s one of the pillars of the liberal conspiracy to take over America.
But Shapiro will have none of it. Making lists of hot women is something he obviously takes very seriously and he will not bow to the ghastly liberal agenda. After all, he’s the author of Bullies: How the Left’s Culture of Fear and Intimidation Silences Americans so you can be sure he’s going to speak his mind about which women are hot and which women aren’t. Once Kotb and Kamala Harris hear that the boy genius thinks they’re not hot enough for Maxim’s list, you can be sure they’ll feel pretty badly about themselves. Luckily, and thanks to Maxim, millions of other men will continue to objectify them so I’m sure they’ll be just fine.
If you are bold enough to click over to Breitbart for this gen of an “article,” do yourself a favor and don’t look at the comments; they’re everything you expect and worse.
(Via LGM Blog.)
The best that Shapiro can aspire to be is “dick.”
In a surprise action this morning, with cops guarding, a developer puts up a fence around half of a Lower East Side community garden that’s been in negotiations. I’ve lived next to this for 17 years. Gotta say, feels like Berlin in 1961 or Israel in here.
That’s terrible. Bloomberg New York is worse than Giuliani New York in so many ways.
So this would be kinda like the Rapture. Not that any planes are gonna fall out of the sky because the pilot believes in the Spooky Ghost Man or anything, but definitely simultaneous, on a global level. Like, BOOM, and then everyone everywhere will be like, Whuh?
The thing that will happen, instantly, is that every person on the globe, here, Europe, China, Africa, the Space Station, every single person who is walking while looking at their iPhone will have a mail box materialize directly in front of them, which mail box they will walk smack dab into.
I’m gonna start a Kickstarter.
Not sure who’s trying to punch Mike, but I don’t like Mike’s chances.
The 190lb adult male human being nodded his head to indicate satisfaction and returned to his bedroom by walking there. Still asleep in the luxurious four-poster bed of the expensive $10 million house was beautiful wife Mrs Brown. Renowned author Dan Brown gazed admiringly at the pulchritudinous brunette’s blonde tresses, flowing from her head like a stream but made from hair instead of water and without any fish in.