I am in need of someone who will cook (not microwave) and dangle bacon in front of my starving face while running to the YMCA. The objective is to trick my arse into working out.
Qualifications:
Must be able to run a few miles without going horizontal
Must be able to fend off wild dogs and rodents
Must be able to dodge stray bullets
Must provide own transportation
G-rated picture is required to prove physique
I am serious. The objective is to be alternative school skinny.
Interviews will be conducted on Thursday. Please respond before then. The downtrodden need not apply.(via Reddit)
I remember when the first of my friends started running, I’d offer to chase her with a Halloween mask and a butcher knife. The bacon-dangling seems more civilized.
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boysenberrybenz said:
Voting against the T-SPLOST just because of this.
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I remember when the first of my friends started running, I’d offer to chase her with a Halloween mask and a butcher...
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What’s the pay?
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shorterexcerpts reblogged this from peachtreekeen and added:
Wow.
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